For some reason, I have four pairs of glasses.
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| My first pair. Found them for $10 from a guy on ebay who put in my prescription in for only $20 more. I can't bring myself to invest in glasses. This is not exactly a good thing. |
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| Round-eye tortoise shells from Donna Karan. Dug them out of the lost and found at Fred Segal, waited a month or so, then had my prescription put in WITH TOTAL IMPUNITY. If these are yours, give me a call and make me an offer I can't refuse! |
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| Also bought these on ebay for a few bucks. I got tired of having "crazy" glasses and wanted something a bit more subdued. Oddly enough, I feel the most self conscious when I wear these. |
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| Jackpot.I found these in my grandma's house. They belonged to my grandpa - my grandma thought I just wanted them as a keepsake, but she was so happy when she saw me in them for the first time. I don't know if he had a opinion about them one way or the other - they're government-issue welfare-ass glasses he wore to work 7 days a week at his mechanic shop, a little reminder of where I come from. I wear these the most and I think they go with everything. |
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I still have several other pairs on deck that I'm waiting to get filled. I used to hassle my mom for picking up furniture off the street, yet fate has given me a propensity to pick up EYEGLASSES, that go on your EYES off the sidewalk. Where'd you get
your glasses from, eh?